When you were young and your parents came home from work.
Now:
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Mom: Honey, I’m going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad ok?
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: ……….. Where’s my mom?
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stalking someone’s facebook and accidentally clicking “like” on something
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That awkward moment when you get flashbacks of embarrassing stuff or memories you don’t want to remember, and your body does weird involuntary movements or you start to blabber incomprehensible stuff to drown out the thought.
(via randomness-is-epic)
